Privacy

Last updated November 7, 2026

Short version: you give us an email address, we use it to tell you when we open, and that's it.

What we keep

• The email address you enter.
• Which of the two sign-up forms you used.
• The name of the website that linked you here, if your browser shares it. Just the site's name, never the full address.
• The time you signed up.

We don't keep your IP address, and we don't use cookies, analytics, advertising pixels or any other tracking on this site.

How we use it

We'll send you an email when bullshyt opens. We don't sell, rent or share your address with anyone else.

Who handles it

Cloudflare hosts this site and the database that holds the list. When you sign up, Cloudflare Turnstile checks that you're a person, not a bot. To do that, Cloudflare briefly processes technical details such as your IP address and browser signals under its own privacy terms. We never see or store those details.

On your device

After you sign up, your browser saves a single note that you've requested clearance, so the page stays cleared when you come back. It never leaves your device. Clearing your browser's site data removes it.

Getting off the list

Email [email protected] from the address you signed up with and we'll delete it. Every email we send will also have a one-click way out.

Changes

If this page changes in a way that matters, we'll update the date above. If we ever want to use your address for anything beyond telling you we've opened, we'll ask first.

Nothing here is investment advice.